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im serious. i know you are probably going to say “oh it cant be that bad”
yes, it is. its that bad.
major animal abuse warning, and animal death
dont let your curiosity get the best of you
because it wont be worth it
I DIDNT EVEN FLINCH LMAO
(via holmestucked)
i went on askmokieurgay’s blog against my better judgment and they have a link to on.nimp.org and it says “click here” please DO NOT click that! that’s a site that makes your browser fly around the screen and display shock images and play obnoxious sounds and it makes your… im not gonna go on it but jfc that sounds funny as hell
WAT IS THIS. I DON’T EVEN.
I just spat my coffee all over the screen OH MY GOD
HOT DAYUMMMMM. GET OVER HERE, ELLIS.
i want to fuck rochelle
and ellis
They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again.
this is
perfect
(via hussiempreg)
(Source: 563-c, via sherlockspeare)
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
(via davejohnjakedirkorgy)
(Source: basedzeus, via davejohnjakedirkorgy)
Phil of the Future theme song
I’m in physical pain
(Source: crashingthenight, via hussiempreg)